November 2009
13 posts
“It’s been really difficult using the Force to convince your HR manager or boss...”
– What Star Wars Teaches Us About Career Management - CIO.com - Business Technology Leadership (via gamefreaksnz)
Being the role model #2
Me: Hey sis, why do you look so glum?
Sis: I hate school!
Me: ugh…what else’s new… I mean, why so?
Sis: My teacher scolded me! She shouted at me in front of the class!
Me: Ok. i wont tell dad. what did you do?
Sis: I…cheated on the spelling test.. BUT IT WAS ONLY ONE WORD!
Me: I see.. *pulls out handphone with dad already on the line* you heard what she said, right...
Being the role model
Sis: You know what happened in school today?
Me: Yup.
Sis: You do?!
Me: Yeah. i had to sit through several boring lectures, got scolded for not doing my homework and detention, you know, the usual daily stuff. Why did you ask? Hey, where’re you going?!
Yup, my sister loves me. i mean, why wouldn’t she?
“The truth is, im actually a fucking hot guy when i lie.”